ryukotezuka

_{○● B R I T I S H ○●} 

[ ] You drink a lot of tea.

[ ] You know what a brolly is.

[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.

[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.

[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell"

[x] Fish and Chips are yummy. 

[ ]You can eat a Full English Breakfast. 

[ ] You dislike Emo's almost as much as you dislike chavs. 

[ ] Its football...not soccer. 

[x] You believe the correct way to spell 'Color'; is 'Colour', and 'Centre.' 

Total: 2

○● A U S T R A L I A N ○● 

[ ] You wear flip flops all year. 

[x] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.

[ ] You love a backyard Barbie.

[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll. 

[ ] You love the beach.

[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing. 

[ ] You're a sports fanatic. 

[ ] You are tanned.

[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.

[ ] You have an Australian something.

Total: 2

○● I T A L I A N ○● 

[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.

[ ]Your last name ends in a vowel. 

[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.

[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.

[ ] You know Italian songs. 

[X] You have dark hair and dark eye color. 

[ ] You speak some Italian.

[ ] You are under 5'10". 

[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.

[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!

[ ] You talk with your hands. 

Total: 1

○● S P A N I S H ○● 

[ ] You say member instead of Remember.

[ ] You speak Spanish or some. 

[ ] You like tacos.

[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.

[ ] You are dark skinned. 

[ ] You know what a Puta is. 

[ ] You talk fast occasionally. 

[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair. 

[ ] You know what Platanos are.

Total: 0

○● R U S S I A N ○● 

[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.

[ ] You get short tempered. 

[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.

[ ] You get cold easily. 

[ ] Rain is fun for you.

[ ] You get into contests all the time.

[X] You can easily make do with the cold weather.

Total: 2

○● I R I S H ○● 

[ ] You think beer is the best.

[X] You have a bad temper.

[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.

[ ] You have blue or green eyes. 

[ ] You like the color green. 

[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party. 

[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.

[ ] You have red hair.

[ ] You have/had freckles.

[ ] Your family get together always include drinking and singing.

Total: 1

○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○● 

[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually. 

[ ] You have nappy hair. 

[x]  You like rap. 

[ ] You know how to shoot a gun. 

[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist. 

[X] You like chicken.

[X] You like watermelon. 

[ ] You can dance. 

[ ] You can sing gospel. 

Total: 3

○● A S I A N ○● 

[x] You have slanty/small eyes  (ugh?! racist!)

[X] You like rice a lot.

[X] You are good at maths. (average...?)

[X] You have played the piano. (amus! xD)

[X] You have family from Asia. (im asian)

[X] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth. 

[x] Most people think you're Chinese 

[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons. 

[ ] You go to Baulko. ( LWSkybones )

Total: 6

○● G E R M A N ○● 

[ ] You like bread 

[ ] You think German Chocolate is good.

[ ] You speak some German. 

[x] You know what Schnitzel is. 

[x] You hate it when stupid people call you stupid.

[x] You went to Pre-school.

[x] You're over 5'2.

Total: 4

○● C A N A D I A N ○● 

[x] You like/play/played hockey. 

[ ] You love beer.

[x] You say eh. 

[ ] You know what poutine is. 

[ ] You speak some French. 

[ ] You love Tim Horton's. 

[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house. (uh... i go to a school with cows? does that count x3)

[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.

Total: 2

○● A M E R I C A N ○● 

[ ] You hate foreigners. 

[ ] You hate non - Christians.

[x] You're lazy.

[ ] You have had an abortion. 

[ ] But love the penalty.

[ ] You don't read. 

[ ] You shop at Wal-Mart.

[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.

Total: 1

○● B E L G I A N ○● 

[ ] you grow some small vegetables in the yard.

[X] you like fries.

[ ] you think Belgian chocolate rules.

[ ] you know that the 'official best beer in the world' is Belgian.

[ ] you speak both Dutch and French.

[ ] you like Belgian waffles.

[ ] you call a pub or bar a cafE 

[ ] you fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks 

[ ] you drive/own a French or German car 

[ ] you have a lot of comments on your government. 

Total: 1

○● D U T C H ○● 

[ ] you like the colour orange. 

[ ] you are a football enthusiast.

[ ] you often go to 'coffee shops'. 

[ ] you know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.

[X] you tend to overreact and show your emotions. 

[ ] you have a cheerful nature.

[ ] you like the sea.

[ ] you are good at building/handiwork/projects.

[ ] you tend to favour the megalomania. 

Total: 1

Now, put as your title "I Am _______!" With the country you got the most!

I am Asian, and I'm proud of it.